Patrice O'Neal Quotes

“People always say "Don't you support the troops?" But the troops are an entity that just follows orders. It's not about individuals or people. So when I say "I don't support the troops", I'm saying I don't support the bankers and politicians who are making them do what they do.”

Patrice O'Neal

May 10, 2011
The Opie and Anthony Radio show

“Men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves.”

Patrice O'Neal

Stand Up

“I said to my girl, "The reason you have a key (to my house) is to keep me from having other women in my house. I give you an open invitation." See, she wants me to go, "Because I love you and I trust you, and I want you to trust me." It's because the fear of my girl walking in will keep me from having a young broad sitting on top of my counter. But she wants that to be because I love her so much, but it's just to protect me from my own manness.”

Patrice O'Neal

September 24, 2008
The Opie and Anthony Radio show

“A beautiful 35-year old ain't as good-looking as an ugly 19-year old.”

Patrice O'Neal

September 24, 2008
The Opie and Anthony Radio show

“Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon... dipped in honey.”

Patrice O'Neal

Stand Up

“I just think the closer we (as a species) think we get to God, the closer we get to death.”

Patrice O'Neal

September 23, 2011
The Opie and Anthony Radio Show