Oscar Wilde Quotes
“It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.”
A Few Maxims for the Instruction of the Over-Educated (1894)
“I've now realized for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.”
Jack, Act III
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
“What men call the shadow of the body is not the shadow of the body, but is the body of the soul.”
Source: A House of Pomegranates
“It's the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.”
Source: Miscellaneous Aphorisms; The Soul of Man
“You told me you had destroyed it."
"I was wrong. It has destroyed me.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Act I
A Woman of No Importance (1893)
“As for believing things, I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.”
Variant: I can believe anything provided it is incredible.
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Pt. IV, st. 23 -- Wilde's epitaph
The Ballad of Reading Gaol (1898)
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings
“Genius lasts longer than beauty”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“I find him in the curves of certain lines, in the loveliness and subtleties of certain colours.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Algernon, Act I
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
“The only horrible thing in the world is ennui.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Source: The Happy Prince and Other Tales
“The best way to make children good is to make them happy.”
Variant: The best way to make children good is to make them happy.
“I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
Gwendolen, Act II
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
“Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.”
The Critic as Artist (1891), Part I
“Hesitation of any kind is a sign of mental decay in the young, of physical weakness in the old.”
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“Love is not fashionable anymore; the poets have killed it.”
Source: The Complete Fairy Tales
“Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.”
Lady Bracknell, Act I.
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest and Other Plays
Context: I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
Variant: The one charm about the past is that it is the past.
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“An artist should create beautiful things, but should put nothing of his own life into them.”
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
Source: The Picture of Dorian Gray
“Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography.”
Source: The Critic as Artist (1891), Part I
Source: De Profundis and Other Writings
“True friends stab you in the front”
Also found in variants such as "A true friend stabs you in the front".
The earliest known example of this quote comes from Walter Winchell's syndicated newspaper column in mid-January 1955: 'On Broadway, cynically reports Jimmy Nelson, "a true friend is one who stabs you in the front"'
The earliest version of this quote found in Google Books is from 1958, where the quote "A true friend is one who stabs you in the front" is attributed to actor Steve Dunne https://books.google.com/books?id=MF5-AAAAMAAJ&q=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22&dq=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwig2JCRnKrMAhUC42MKHaNzCGsQ6AEIHDAA.
In 1981, a similar quote: "He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front" was attributed to Hollywood writer and producer Leonard Levinson https://books.google.com/books?id=Xbe8zbfuVLgC&q=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22&dq=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjMjOrQnKrMAhVL2GMKHcQQDSgQ6AEIHTAA.
In 1984, an article in Ms. Magazine https://books.google.com/books?id=sfIbAQAAMAAJ&q=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22&dq=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjMjOrQnKrMAhVL2GMKHcQQDSgQ6AEIJzAC stated that "the Hollywood definition of a friend" was "someone who stabs you in the front".
The earliest attribution to Oscar Wilde was from 1989 https://books.google.com/books?id=CnQJAAAAIAAJ&q=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22+wilde&dq=friend+%22stabs+you+in+the+front%22+wilde&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj2oqLfnKrMAhVG52MKHXdPANkQ6AEIJTAC: "A good friend is one who stabs you in the front". No source was given.
Disputed
Variant: A good friend will always stab you in the front.
Source: e.g. "Broadway and Elsewhere" https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/3706522/, Pharos-Tribune (Logansport, IN), 1955-01-16, p. 4