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“One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.”

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“I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.”

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“Future hipsters will love me ironically.”

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“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.”

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“You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?”

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“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”

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“In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.”

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“I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.”

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“I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.”

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“As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.”

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“Later, when you're grown up, you realize you never really get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that's it.”

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“We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don't have to make it official. It just is.”

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“If I’m at a party where I’m not enjoying myself, I will put some cookies in my jacket pocket and leave without saying good-bye.”

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“I think when men hear that women want a commitment, they think it means commitment to a romantic relationship, but that's not it. It's a commitment to not floating around anywhere. I want a guy who is entrenched in his own life.”

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“Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.”

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“Everyone has a moment when they discover they love Amy Poehler.”

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“It makes me cry because it means that fewer and fewer people are believing it's cool to want what I want, which is to be married and have kids and love each other in a monogamous, long-lasting relationship.”

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“There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes”

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“This book will take you two days to read. Did you even see the cover? It’s mostly pink. If you’re reading this book every night for months, something is not right.”

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“Another old saying is that revenge is a dish best served cold. But it feels best served piping hot, straight out of the oven of outrage. My opinion? Take care of revenge right away.”

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