Maddox: Making

Maddox is American internet writer. Explore interesting quotes on making.
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“"How can a movie be "one of the best"? There's only one "best" movie, so saying something is "one of the best" is stupid and doesn't make sense. Technically any movie that's not the worst could be considered "one of the best." Imagine that, another empty phrase used by marketing people. I want to punch someone in the throat."”

Maddox

Hollywood: still out of ideas? How about another black-guy-meets-white-guy comedy http://maddox.xmission.com/cop_movie.html
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People , Stupidity , Imagination , Sense

“…'SummerGrl19?' Very clever handle by the way, the only way you could make it any more unoriginal or cliche would be to add the words 'happy, cute' or 'princess' to the name.”

Maddox

Bullshit Hate Mail http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=1#MARATHON.
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Way , Princess , Happiness

“"The theme song states "YOU GOT THE POWER TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE… YOU GOT THE POWER TO MAKE A CHANGE." Wow, thank you MTV, for making me feel empowered and independent, like only a multinational media conglomerate can."”

Maddox

I hate Cameron Diaz http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=trippin
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Feeling , Change

“Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples.”

Maddox

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Stupidity , World , Dance , Envy

“The next time you ask someone how their day is going, expect, no, DEMAND a response. Don't settle for good. Demand the truth. Make them admit that they're having a shitty day, and then do your best to make it worse.”

Maddox

I Hate Small Talk http://maddox.xmission.com/smalltalk.html
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Truth , Time

“… the real reason ADD exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their Lexus payments.”

Maddox

Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in the ass can't cure. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=add
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“u know what? i thought about it and ive decided that your right, i shouldnt make fun of people who get fast cars. please accept my apology………….. psych! yeah right homo.”

Maddox

hate mail. (April Fools 2004) http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi?p=af.
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People , Cars