Lisi Harrison Quotes

“If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha”

“Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?…. a fashion don't even THINK about it.”

“Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”

“All that Iis that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?
DONE!”

“Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ?"
"No."
"Then why are you up in my grill?”

“Is my name dorothy?
No
Then why do u think munchkins could help me?”

“This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing to be afraid of. If we don't get over our fears, they never will.”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my" Massie said through her teeth.”

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”

“She didn't mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.”

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”

“Is my name V?
No…
Then why would I follow U?”

“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

“Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”

“We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”

“This isn't going to be pretty. Rules will be broken. Friendships will be tested. And huge risks will be taken. But they're small prices to pay for true love and freedom, right?”

“Massie's frindship is something that has to be earned. Not because she's beautiful or popular but because she's loyal.”

“Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong!”

“And when things start to go wrong, a good boss doesn't just fire everybody and start over.”

“You must be poor.
why?
cuz ur not making any cents!”

“Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers.
They're not.
Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp?”

“A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.”

“Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.”

“When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy.”

“One of the best things you can relate to is a detailed story.”

“Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.”

“The Clique…. the only thing harder than getting in is saying goodbye.”

“Are you nervous about no longer being a big fish in a small pond?”

“It's never too late to fix things with people you love, Massie. Kendra said.

That's true. William agreed.”

“You are such an LBR.”