“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”Kim Harrison Source: A Fistful of Charms
“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4”Kim Harrison Source: The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
“Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.”Kim Harrison Source: A Fistful of Charms
“You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried.”Kim Harrison Source: Every Which Way But Dead
“Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. “Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You’re like a frog, you know.”Kim Harrison Source: Pale Demon
“You just click your heels and think there's no place like being pwned.”Kim Harrison Source: Pale Demon
“She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks swore were not able to be on their own until they were thirty. Ahem.”Kim Harrison Source: Ever After
“Al was cruel, vindictive, angry, elegant, powerful. He gave me strength, he gave me wisdom, not only about magic, but about myself. He was a lot like Trent, only harsher around the edges.”Kim Harrison Source: Ever After
“Okay, you drive," she said. "I'll sit with m head hanging out of the window like a golden retriever.”Kim Harrison Source: Pale Demon
“I like the second better, but the first fits with the vampire watching what she can’t have.” I blinked. “What he can’t have,” I amended, flushing.”Kim Harrison