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“I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is to smile and act stupid. That way, no one gets confused.”

Source: Dead Witch Walking

“The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty.”

Source: A Perfect Blood

“That's why I want you there, he said. You're unpredictable, and that can be the difference between success and failure. Most people make decisions in anger, fear, love, or obligation. You make decisions to irritate people.”

Source: For a Few Demons More

“And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love, that trust.”

Source: Every Which Way But Dead

“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila, maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.”

Source: Every Which Way But Dead

“… treat people with understanding when you can, and fake it when you can't
until you do understand.”

“Growing up is hard, love. Otherwise everyone would do it.”

Source: Pale Demon

“Plan B?' Ivy said. 'What is plan B?'
Jenks reddened. 'Grab the fish and run like hell,' he muttered, and I almost giggled.”

Source: A Fistful of Charms

“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.”

Source: The Outlaw Demon Wails

“What are you?" I rasped.
It smiled. "Whatever scares you.”

Source: Dead Witch Walking

“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff" pg. 4”

Source: The Good, the Bad, and the Undead

“The mistakes don't matter. It's what you do when you mess up that does.”

Source: Early to Death, Early to Rise

“Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks”

Source: The Outlaw Demon Wails

“Most of the upper management of I. S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.”

Source: Dead Witch Walking

“You try getting through the Hollows traffic with a stoned redhead hanging out the window shouting, 'I'm king of the world!' ~Lee”

Source: Black Magic Sanction

“As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.”

Source: A Fistful of Charms

“You need a new hobby, Rachel. Something other than nasty little men with visions of world domination.”

Source: Pale Demon

“My mother isn't crazy. She simply has a harder time than most reconciling her reality with everyone else's reality.”

Source: A Perfect Blood

“Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.”

Source: Something Deadly This Way Comes

“Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.”

Source: Every Which Way But Dead