Kim Harrison: Trending quotes (page 2)

“Hey, you freakin' bastard," I breathed. "You hit me again and I'll take care of your family planning.”

“I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!”

“Just so you know, I’ve trusted you since camp.”

“What are you doing in Nicky's room, Rachel? Oooh! He summoned you to the west coast, didn't he? Did you kill him? Good for you taking care of that little problem? I should give you a bunny!" - Algaliarept”

“Ivy turned. 'He bit you on the neck?' she said, deadpan serious but for her eyes. 'Oh, then it's got to be love. She won't let me bite her neck.”

“Go to sleep, baby, Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiment so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell.”

“Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next?”

“No, you just keep crashing my life. Look—" I said, and Al grunted.
"Here it comes," the demon muttered. "Listen. Listen to this, runt. She's going to have a list.”

“One person can't hold anything, but two can have the world…”

“Tears could not be equal, if I wept diamonds from the skies.
Jenks (Black Magic Sanction)”

“God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)”

“It's easier to find a way to make money at something you love than to learn to love a job that you can make money at.”

“the mad have a grace all their own”

“Sure, he had a wife and fifty-four kids, but he looked like a college freshman. A yummy college freshman majoring in Oh-my-god-I-gotta-get-me-some-of-that.”

“You look like the vamp who bled the cat.”

“But he's Rachel Candy!"
-Both Jenks and Al”

“You think Ivy's a planner? She has nothing on a motivated elf with too much money.”

“Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another.”

“I won’t snatch, harm, or scare to death people with you or use checking up on you as an excuse to cause trouble. You’re worse than my mother, Rachel.”
“Mine, too,” Jenks muttered.”