“When God closes one door, He slams another in your face”
Marian Keyes (1963) Irish writer
Source: The Other Side of the Story
Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)
“When God closes one door, He slams another in your face”
Marian Keyes (1963) Irish writer
Source: The Other Side of the Story
“He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.”
Louise Rennison (1951–2016) British writer
Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!
Ronald Reagan (1911–2004) American politician, 40th president of the United States (in office from 1981 to 1989)
“Fruitlessly doth he groan, beholding the face of the Colchian maid; then over all the mountain pain contracts his limbs, and all his fetters shake beneath her sickle.”
Gemit inritus ille
Colchidos ora tuens. totos tunc contrahit artus
monte dolor cunctaeque tremunt sub falce catenae.
Gaius Valerius Flaccus book Argonautica
Source: Argonautica, Book VII, Lines 368–370
“God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”
Ted Nugent (1948) American rock musician