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Judith Martin , better known by the pen name Miss Manners, is an American journalist, author, and etiquette authority. Wikipedia  

✵ 13. September 1938
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Famous Judith Martin Quotes

“If you can't be kind, at least be vague.”

Judith Martin

September 1997

“The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.”

Judith Martin

“Charming villains have always had a decided social advantage over well-meaning people who chew with their mouths open.”

Judith Martin

“…women were brought up to have only one set of manners. A woman was either a lady or she wasn't, and we all know what the latter meant. Not even momentary lapses were allowed; there is no female equivalent of the boys-will-be-boys concept.”

Judith Martin

Source: Common Courtesy: In Which Miss Manners Solves the Problem That Baffled Mr. Jefferson

“Dear Miss Manners: What should I say when I am introduced to a homosexual "couple?"
Gentle Reader: "How do you do?" "How do you do?"”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

Judith Martin Quotes

“If you put together all the ingredients that naturally attract children - sex, violence, revenge, spectacle and vigorous noise - what you have is grand opera.”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

“Miss Manners doubts that there is anything in the world like an elegantly dressed Bostonian lurching across the room and diving face first into a bowl of guacamole dip while simultaneously disengaging her bodice from her bosom. Therefore, Miss Manners has a wee bit of trouble preparing a general rule for dealing with this eventuality.”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

“Traditionally, a luncheon is a lunch that takes an eon.”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

“Civilized life begins with a boiled egg sitting upright in an egg cup.”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners column "Egg On Their Face", June 19, 2005

“Dear Miss Manners: What about Easter? I suppose you have etiquette rules that apply to Easter Day?
Gentle Reader: Certainly, and when the Day of Judgment comes, Miss Manners will have etiquette rules to apply to that, as well.”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

“In a fit of exasperation, Miss Manners once demanded of a six-year-old person how it could be so childish and was forced to admit the justice of its reply, “I'm a child."”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

“Dear Miss Manners: What is the proper way to eat potato chips?
Gentle Reader: With a knife and fork. A fruit knife and an oyster fork, to be specific. Good heavens, what is the world coming to? Miss Manners does not mind explaining the finer points of gracious living, but she feels that anyone without the sense to pick up a potato chip and stuff it in their face should probably not be running around loose on the streets.”

Judith Martin

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior

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