Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1993/dragonthebruceleestory.htm
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Famous Joe Bob Briggs Quotes
“If you know what I mean, and I think you do.”
Since Joe-Bob was unallowed to swear or make sexual remarks (beyond a point) in the newspaper, anything regarding sex he was unallowed to say was said with a euphemism, such as "Making the sign of the four-legged spouting walrus," followed by this.
Example: Swamp Thing Review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/mvtranscripts/swampthing.html
Repeated phrases
“The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.”
Darkman review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1990/darkman.htm
I Was a Teenage Werewolf review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1991/iwasateenagewerewolf.htm
A.I. review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/2003/AI.html
“Menahem Golan, the Israeli king of the ninja flick, announced he was producing the remake.”
Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake) review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1990/nightofthelivingdead1990.htm
Used as the final sentence in all reviews except the very earliest.
Example: Ice Pirates Review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1984/icepirates.htm
Repeated phrases
“Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.”
This line is from a review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1995/candyman2farewelltotheflesh.htm of Candyman II: Farewell To The Flesh
Similar "summary" lines feature in many of the reviews.
Repeated phrases
La Femme Nikita review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1991/lafemmenikita.htm
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