Jeff Foxworthy: Car

Jeff Foxworthy is American stand-up comedian. Explore interesting quotes on car.

Jeff Foxworthy: 62 quotes 2 likes

“Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!”

Jeff Foxworthy

Games Rednecks Play (1995)

School , Cars , Hell

“A few weeks ago, sitting in traffic -- bumper-to-bumper traffic in Atlanta -- the car in front of me has got a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you love Jesus". I toot the horn a couple times, and the guy flipped me off.”

Jeff Foxworthy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Love , Cars , Guy , Time

“My mother won't drive 50 miles an hour. You put her in a rental car, she's doing doughnuts in the grocery store parking lot!”

Jeff Foxworthy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Cars

“[about rental car employees who ask if he wants the additional insurance]
I say "Yes, I would. 'Cause you've got a Ford Fiesta that's about to see more airtime than a skateboard at the X-Games."”

Jeff Foxworthy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

Cars , Game

“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.”

Jeff Foxworthy

Have Your Loved Ones Spayed and Neutered (2004)

People , Cars , Housing