“I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough.” Jay London One-liners Girl
“I wanted to join the Army. The sign said "Be all that you can be." They told me it wasn't enough.” Jay London One-liners
“I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.” Jay London One-liners Music