Jay London: Trending quotes (page 3)

“My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.”

“So how do you like my overall look? (Jay's usual stage attire was bib overalls)”

“I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.”

“A guy gave me a job at an information booth, no questions asked.”

“I model irregular clothing.”

“You know what burns me? Matches.”

“I went to a record store and asked for 50 Cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.”

“Take my life, please.”

“Am I bothering you, miss?”