James Patterson Quotes

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“Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)”

“I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy”

“You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?'
'No, Dean. It's just Max.”

“The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to someone else.”

“Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!”

“He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. “Mmm. You smell so good.”

“Oh, yeah,” I said, smirking. “I call this new perfume ‘Le Jungle grime et tropical BO.’ ”

“Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.”

“When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty.
It was alost as irritating as Fang.”

“Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars.
Cool!' said the Gasman.”

“Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.”

“Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person.”

“Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.”

“Part 5

The Voice-
Make that my voice”

“You see, one of the best things about reading is that you'll always have something to think about when you're not reading.”

“We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.”

“Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.”

“Even needing to get to Angel, we couldn’t forget the basic necessity of eating.”

“He gives my hand a tight squeeze, but that desperation, that urgency between us is gone. No insecurities. Max and Fang. Fang and Max. No longer a question. We just are.”

“We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him.
"So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.”

“Life is such a miracle, a series of small miracles. It really is, if you learn how to look at it with the right perspective.”

“Part 3
BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)”

“Please, sit down," Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw one. it seemed a useful skill, right up there with roundhouse kicks.”

“I am starfish!”

“And then as always, I saw the prayer coming at me.
And, as always, Number 1 killed me! Set me on fire, cooked me to medium rare and then ate me!
I really, really, really hope I haven't just given away the ending of this story.”

“I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me, as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.”

“Fang? Are you- like Max?" asked Dr. Martinez.
"Nope,"he said, sounding bored. "I'm the smart one."
I resisted the urge to kick him in the shin.”

“You are an endless project… changing, evolving, surprising.”

“fang will be the first to die”

“Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.”

“Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.”

“You love me this much!”

“Just because life is hard and always ends in a bad way doesn't mean that all stories have to. Even if that's what they tell us in school and the New York Book Review.”

“Time for bed.” I held my fist out. One by one, my flock stacked theirs on top, and then we headed up into the trees to sleep the sleep of the innocent. Well, okay, maybe not so innocent. But the sleep of the much less guilty than others, for sure.”

“why can't you just get out of here and leave me alone?"i bellowed.
"i can't!" dylan shouted back, his face twisted with an anger i'd never seen from him.
"you can,"i said through gritted teeth."just point your wings that way and flap!”

“Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.”

“It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us," I said. "We seem so normal afterward.”

“I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.”

“Hi, Max," she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls.
"I hope your wearing sunscreen," i said, “your gonna have hella wrinkles by the time your ten.”
“Want some daiquiri?” she offered, pointing at a blender.
“Is it traitor flavored?” I asked.”

“Time to die.
-Evil Angel”

“If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?”

“I don't believe in making war with food. Food is not the enemy.
Said by Claire in The 5th Horseman”

“Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?”

“Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht.
"Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy.”

“You're my best friend, my first and only love, and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen”

“You just pick your head up and stare at something beautiful like the sky,
or the ocean and you move the hell on.”

“Was this normalcy-predictable patterns, the certainty of doing the same thing everyday? Because if so, normalcy was about to make me freak out and start screaming.”

“He landed 10 feet below with a sickening crunch-i'm guessing his enhancements didn't allow him to bounce back up like a ball. we call that a design flaw.”

“If you're not reading - with your heart as well as your brain - you will be one stupid grown up. Even worst, you'll be missing out on one of the best experiences you can possibly have. Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.”

“Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head.”-max”

“you'll see, jane,' he promised her. 'you'll forget me, and it won't hurt tomorrow. besides, you said it yourself: love means you cαn never be apart. so we'll never be apart, jane, becαuse i love you so much. i'll always, always love you.”