James Patterson: Trending quotes

“This is my brain: O
This is my brain after making out with Fang: *
It's very sad.”

“Life is a great big canvas. Throw all the paint you can at it.”

“To be without love is to be without grace, what matters most in life.
We is so much better than I.”

“This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice.”

“Basically, I have two speeds…. Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

“Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?”

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been”

“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”

“Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.”

“Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.”

“You… are… a… fridge… with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're… freaking… ballet… dancers.”

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang
"It was dirt." --Max”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has… a soul.'… 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?”

“Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.”

“Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
Fang: "But we're grounded."
Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)”

“We’ll be back!” he snarled.
It was really Ari’s voice.
Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to,” said Fang”

“You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.”