“Would you care for something to drink?”“Is it poisoned?”“It’s Saturday,” I said. “We only serve poison during the week.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Rises
“I sighed and put Slayer between the front seats. "Stay here. Guard the car."Saiman shut the door. "Is the sword sentient?""No. But I like to pretend it is.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?”“Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that tone of voice”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“If the lot of you survives, Curran will flay the skin off your backs," Doolittle said."That's what I always love about you, Doctor." Raphael grinned. "You're a cup-halfway-full kind of guy. All flowers and sunshine.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Fortune favors the brave," I told her. It also kills the stupid, but I decided to keep that fact to myself.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“Yes, I'm a hermit. Mostly I brood," Mad Rogan said. "Also, I'm very good at wallowing in self-pity. I spend my days steeped in melancholy, looking out the window. Occasionally a single tear quietly rolls down my cheek.”Ilona Andrews Source: Burn for Me
“I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or inviting me for tea.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“Cute. I think I would prefer to be stabbed in the eye rather than be called cute.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“The phone rang. I picked it up. "Kate Daniels""It's me," Curran said. "I—"I hung up.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Where is Barbie?"The female shifter snickered and choked it off."Is there a stripper pole?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio.He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face. "We killed things. There was blood. Fountains of blood. And then we had barbecue.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Gifts
“The monster licked his lips, long lines of whiskers twitching, and spoke in a deep growl. "Pretty, aren't I?" Curran. In midform. I broke from his gaze. "Adorable.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“Jealous of the actors now, are we?""What, of some fancy boy on the screen? Inconceivable."Oh, this was going to be good.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“What the hell is this?” Desandra asked“This is Cuddles. She's a mammoth donkey.”Derek grinned, leaning on the fence. “Do you have any self-respect left?”“Nope.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks