“May I say that I am delighted that my favorite alpha is feeling better. Why, you'll be running recklessly into danger against overwhelming odds anytime now.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“I lied. I need your help.""Who are we killing?""Do you have a pen?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Secret to what?""Secret to shutting you up," he said. "I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and"--he raised his hands--"blessed silence.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“I've read your summary.""And?""It's not incompetent."Be still, my heart, so I don't faint from such faint phrase. "Did you expect it to be written in crayon?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“You seem to be under the impression that I work for you and you can give me orders. Let me fix that." I hung up.”Ilona Andrews Source: Burn for Me
“I chuckled to myself and kept walking. The Universe had proven Curran wrong: a person who aggravated him more than me did, in fact, exist.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“You're not going to die?""Not right this minute." And of course, saying something like that usually resulted in immediate dying. I braced myself for a stray meteorite falling through the roof to crush my skull.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense.""I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bites
“I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Rises
“Outside the windows the day was bright: golden sunshine, blue sky, pleasant wind… I wanted to punch the happy day in the face, grab it by the hair, and beat it until it told me what the hell it was so happy about.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Rises
“Why the rifle? Everybody knows you can’t shoot.”Who were these everybodies and would they like to stand in front of me, preferably within ten feet, so I could discuss this issue in greater detail.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Give me an opportunity to fail," Saiman said. "I promise my corpse won't interrupt your 'I told you so' speech.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Congratulations, love. You traded up. Does he treat you well?''He's a teddy bear,' I said.Teddy bear looked like he was suffering from murder withdrawal.(Rene and Kate on Jim!)”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Strikes
“Give me a few minutes.”“You have time.” He sat in the grass.“Are you just going to sit there and watch me?”“Yes. Watching pretty peasant girls is what we poor little rich boys do best.”“Peasant?”He shrugged. “You started the name calling.”Ilona Andrews Source: On the Edge
“Everybody has something, that one thing they must do to feel happy. I think this is yours, and I want you to be happy. You don’t have to do it, but it’s here if you choose to come back to it.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“Wanna spot me?""No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns