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“Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over his shoulder, roaring at the top of his lungs and then being upset that nobody came out, and laughed.”

Source: On the Edge

“Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.”

Source: Gunmetal Magic

“Mahon's wife stared down at us. Her hands went to her hips. "Which one of you idiots wants to explain to me what the hell is going on?"
With great effort I raised my arm and pointed in Mahon's general direction. "Him.”

Source: Magic Bleeds - Awake

“The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.”

Source: Gunmetal Magic

“Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.”

“Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"
"No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."
Great.”

Source: Fate's Edge

“Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers.”

Source: Magic Binds

“You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.”

Magic Burns
Variant: You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.