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“Rose pictured him standing at the boundary of the Ogletree house in that enormous fur cape, with a giant sword sticking over his shoulder, roaring at the top of his lungs and then being upset that nobody came out, and laughed.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: On the Edge

Housing

“Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Gunmetal Magic

God , Stupidity , Sleep

“Mahon's wife stared down at us. Her hands went to her hips. "Which one of you idiots wants to explain to me what the hell is going on?"
With great effort I raised my arm and pointed in Mahon's general direction. "Him.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Bleeds - Awake

Hell , Effort

“The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make me warm and fuzzy.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Gunmetal Magic

Way , Evil

“Curran is the Beast Lord. Tremble.”

Ilona Andrews

“Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"
"No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car."
Great.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Fate's Edge

Cars , Hurt

“Only two kinds of people drink their coffee black: cops and serial killers.”

Ilona Andrews

Source: Magic Binds

People , Coffee , Drink

“You don't cause problems. An unpiloted vampire causes problems. You cause catastrophes.”

Ilona Andrews

Magic Burns
Variant: You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.

Problem