“I rode out of the stables on top of an eight-foot-tall donkey that looked like she had robbed a Holstein cow and was now wearing the stolen clothes.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“The Dude just pounded his way in a straight line, convinced that the lion was a figment of his imagination and that the vampire ahead of him was just Grendel's deformed mutant brother.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Gifts
“The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect?”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Bleeds
“Technically, the dance worked best when done naked, but I didn't feel like prancing in the nude into Morrigan Hound's arms. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to see me.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“Do you ever think of anythingbut sex?”“Yes, I do. Sometimes I think of waking up next to you. Or making you laugh.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Mourns
“For me hotness was a complicated matter involving brains, humor, and some other things, but all that aside, I was willing to admit Sean Evans was nice to look at.”Ilona Andrews Source: Clean Sweep
“Let’s talk.” I pinned Red to his chair with my stare. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion required.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Burns
“If you ever decide on a career change, I’d avoid motivational speaking.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“I take back what I said about the donkey,’’ Ascanio said. ‘’She’s awesome”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“Why could nothing with Kate be simple? Why couldn’t Jim ever just come by to tell me that he had bowled a perfect game or benched a personal best.Maybe finally asked that weird tiger girl out.”Ilona Andrews Source: Kate's Origin
“What’s Julie’s number?”Curran glanced at me.“Julie’s fluctuating between thirty-two and thirty-four units. Her shift coefficient is six point five and she’s been at it for sixteen hours.”Dear God, I’d need a damn calculator.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Slays
“Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.”Ilona Andrews Source: Fate's Edge
“At the door, Audrey called, "Are you coming?""No, just breathing hard, love." He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, "Oh, my God!”Ilona Andrews Source: Fate's Edge
“Like it or not,” he said, “you're still his daughter. Run from it, spit on it, that’s your choice. Those of the blood can insult the blood. Nobody else. I won’t allow it.”Ilona Andrews Source: Magic Breaks
“Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they’re allowed to die,” he said. “You are not funny.” “I’m very funny.”Ilona Andrews Source: Burn for Me
“It depends. If I don't let you in, will you huff and puff and blow my house down?"She had no idea. "I'm more of a kick the door open and cut everyone inside to ribbons kind of wolf.”Ilona Andrews Source: Bayou Moon