Ilona Andrews: Trending quotes (page 2)

“He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.”

“I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me the world. I must be getting rusty.”

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”

“Are you out of your mind?"
It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.”

“Your ability to remain alive never ceases to amaze me.”

“Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.”

“Yes, I'm too mad to punish you right now. We'll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We're going to Wal-Mart.”

“You're an interesting woman."
"Your interest has been duly noted.”

“You know anything about investigative work?"
"Sure. Annoy the people involved until the guilt party tries to make you go away.”

“How was I supposed to know that you let two little bears hurt you, Goldilocks?"
"Ah, yes, that mouth. I missed it. All mine now.”

“What's that?"
"That's my attack poodle.”

“I think I've been rather reasonable about this whole situation."
"How do you figure?"
"They are still breathing, aren't they?”

“I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.”

“The rabbis paled. I’d managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.”

“If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.”

“Aha! So I’m not crazy.”
“You are most definitely crazy,” Derek said. “But in a deranged, endearing way.”

“Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.”

“Men and swords. My father said that if you put any able-bodied man, no matter how peaceful, into a room with a sword and a practice dummy and leave him alone, eventually the man would pick up the sword and try to stab the dummy. It is human nature.”

“I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.”