George Carlin: Trending quotes (page 8)
George Carlin trending quotes. Read the latest quotes in collection“I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.”
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“She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.”
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“You can prick your finger… Just don't finger your prick.”
Class Clown (1972)
Context: And the other two-way word is "prick". It's okay if it happens to your finger; yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick!
“I've never owned a telescope, but it's something I'm thinking of looking into.”
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