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“I went from a comedian who wrote his own material to a writer who performed his own material.”

George Carlin

New York Times Interview, 1995
Interviews, Print Interviews
Context: After "Jammin' In New York", I went from a comedian who wrote his own material to a writer who performed his own material... I became socially conscious, and found I had something to say that wasn't too common.

“When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”

George Carlin

Archive of American Television http://www.emmytvlegends.org/interviews/people/george-carlin, from one of Carlin&#x27;s final interviews (2008) <br class="br">Interviews, Television Appearances <br class="br">Context: You know what, I said it this way: when you&#x27;re born in this world, you&#x27;re given a ticket to the freak show. And when you&#x27;re born in America, you&#x27;re given a front row seat. And some of us get to sit there with notebooks. And I&#x27;m a notebook kind of guy: [pretends to be taking notes] &quot;Oh, my God, did you see that? Did you see what he just did?...&quot; And I watch the freak show, and I kept my notes, and I make up stuff about it, and I talk about the freaks. And the freaks are all humans, and they are all like me, and we are all the same. I&#x27;m not better, I&#x27;m not different, I&#x27;m just apart now. I&#x27;m separate, I&#x27;m over here, because I put myself out of the mix. I don&#x27;t have a stake at the outcome. I&#x27;m not a cheerleader for a given outcome now.

“I think I am, therefore I am. I think.”

George Carlin

Books, Napalm and Silly Putty (2001)