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“I wish the Queen had died the night before the Royal Jubilee – I wish she’d just fucking died. But they wouldn’t have been able to tell us that she’d died. They would have had to hollow out her body and get that guy who plays Gollum to wear it.”

Frankie Boyle

Give It Up for Comic Relief

Guy , Night

“There is a vegetarian option: you can fuck off.”

Frankie Boyle

Series 6, episode 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD8cL9UhccM.
Mock the Week

“Apparently Jordan and Peter Andre are fighting each other over custody of Harvey, well eventually one of them’ll lose and have to keep him. I have a theory that Jordan married a cage fighter cause she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her.”

Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights (2010)

Fight , Strong

“There's two empty seats right middle - this is supposed to be sold out, where are they? I hope they're dead in a fucking car crash!”

Frankie Boyle

Stand-up, The Last Days of Sodom (2012)

Dead , Hope , Cars

“You've got a blank face there pal, if you hold that expression for long enough you'd get fucking switched off.”

Frankie Boyle

Stand-up, The Last Days of Sodom (2012)

“Men don't have to assess women, that's why we can objectify them so quickly. On some level, we don't really give a fuck. A man can see a woman with a heavy cold and all he'd think would be "I would rattle that fucking phlegm loose."”

Frankie Boyle

Stand-up, Excited for You to See and Hate This (2020)

Thinking , Women , Men