Frankie Boyle: Quotes about thinking

Frankie Boyle is Scottish comedian. Explore interesting quotes on thinking.

Frankie Boyle: 48 quotes0 likes

“I watched the footage of Saddam being executed, and it really made me think…is there nothing on the internet that I won’t masturbate to?”

Frankie Boyle Live (2008)

“["Lines you wouldn't hear in a superhero movie"] What's that Joker, you'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be.”

Mock the Week

“Frankie Boyle: We had the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow this year. A great choice of venue: a place where people think Hepatitis B is a vitamin.”

Live at the Apollo 10/12/2014

“I do think that getting a dog says something about you, it says; I'm so lonely that I could pick up shit.”

Stand-up, Excited for You to See and Hate This (2020)

“Men don't have to assess women, that's why we can objectify them so quickly. On some level, we don't really give a fuck. A man can see a woman with a heavy cold and all he'd think would be "I would rattle that fucking phlegm loose."”

Stand-up, Excited for You to See and Hate This (2020)

“People get the wrong idea about me, they think I'm depressed or something - I'm not depressed. I don't wish that I was dead, I wish... that you were all dead.”

Stand-up, Excited for You to See and Hate This (2020)