“When I was about 8 or 9, I was a massive Michael Jackson fan and I wish I had known at the time that I was his type.”Frankie Boyle Mock the Week
“I wish the Queen had died the night before the Royal Jubilee – I wish she’d just fucking died. But they wouldn’t have been able to tell us that she’d died. They would have had to hollow out her body and get that guy who plays Gollum to wear it.”Frankie Boyle Give It Up for Comic Relief
“People get the wrong idea about me, they think I'm depressed or something - I'm not depressed. I don't wish that I was dead, I wish... that you were all dead.”Frankie Boyle Stand-up, Excited for You to See and Hate This (2020)