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“Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.”

Source: The Last Guardian

“My truffles? You took them? That's just mean!”

Source: The Opal Deception

“Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky… from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework.
“I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.”

“How could you…? How?"
"Logically you have no right to be angry. I simply followed your lead."
…"No," She managed.
"There is no other way.”

Source: The Last Guardian

“We lost the crickets.”

Source: The Last Guardian

“Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart would run me through with that damned ceremonial sword, and if his wife's stares were daggers, he'd be dead already.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“You need to stop thinking with your head, Mud Boy, and start thinking with your heart.”

Artemis sighed. The heart was an organ for pumping oxygen-rich blood to the cells. It could no more think than an apple could tap-dance.”

“Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.”

Source: The Time Paradox

“Foaly: Caballine likes me to be masterful. She calls me her stallion.”

Source: Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony (2006)

“this was business.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“Commander: What's that?
Foaly: It's a finger, what does look like?”

“Very well. I understand. Just… shut up!”

“That was all he said, except for "Aaaeerrgghhh." Which is not really a word. But the reason that he screamed "Aaaeerrgghhh" was that Franco had bitten him savegly on the wrist.”

Eoin Colfer book The Wish List

Source: The Wish List

“As a child, Zaphod had been diagnosed with ADHDDAAADHD (ntm) ABT which stood for Always Dreaming His Dopey Days Away, Also Attention Deficit Hyperflactulance Disorder (not to mention) A Bit Thick.”

Eoin Colfer book And Another Thing...

Source: And Another Thing...

“Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.”

Source: The Lost Colony

“Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed with magic, Holly leaned down and kissed Artemis, magic sparking around the contact like tiny fireworks.”

Source: The Time Paradox

“This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot”

Source: The Last Guardian

“Satan was crouched in the corner of his office, playing a gameboy, 'Die alien scum' he was saying feverishly..”

Eoin Colfer book The Wish List

Source: The Wish List

“When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprises.”

Source: Half-Moon Investigations

“That will be her undoing," gasped Artemis, already suffering under the weight of the flak jacket. "Artemis Fowl will never be."
"I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.”

Source: The Last Guardian