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“I miss my suits…”

“We get an apartment together, and after a whirlwind courtship you marry my sister and honeymoon in Vegas.”

Source: The Time Paradox

“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”

Source: The Time Paradox

“Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?"
All Artemis could do was smile and shrug.”

Source: The Last Guardian

“Scientists are the enemies of tradition, and tradition own all the prisons. - Victor Vigny”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“Yes, Chix, it's between us. Everyone has a right to be temporarily unstable.
- Foaly”

Source: The Opal Deception

“This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several miles underwater, with a murdering band of fugitives at one end and an enthralled but still highly skilled police officer at the other.”

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.

Orion tapped her shoulder. "I beg to differ. You're exuding right now, a wonderful aura. It's pastel blue with little dolphins.”

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland.
A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”

Source: The Last Guardian

“Holly: Seven and a half hours to save the world. Isn’t there some law that says we get twenty-four?
Artemis I don't think Opal pays much attention to laws.”

Source: Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception (2005)

“Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers”

“The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother.

"," they chorused, pudgy fingers raised. And then from the corner of his mouth, Myles whispered to his twin, "Artemis simple-toon.”

Source: The Time Paradox

“Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.”

“Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”
“Cheese made by dwarfs.”
“Oh,” said Orion, relieved. “They make it. It’s not actually…”
“No. What a horrible thought.”
“Exactly.”

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.”

“I have no time for babbling foolishness.”

“Don’t be so hasty,” said Victor. “There’s always time for babbling.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“… to be injured on this tundra would lead to a quick and painful death—or at the very least abject humiliation before the popping flashes of the tourist season's tail end, which was slightly less painful than a painful death, but lasted longer.”

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.”

Source: Half-Moon Investigations

“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn, you never forget.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Variant: It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Source: Artemis Fowl

“Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.”

Source: The Eternity Code