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“Artemis: If I win I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That is the way history is written.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Variant: If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
Source: Artemis Fowl (2001)

“Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you.

Commander Julius Root”

Eoin Colfer

“The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Eternity Code

“A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladder.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“I'm the nut!”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Horse. Tasty"

"Let's go," said Foaly nervously. "Let's go right now.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Eternity Code

“We lost the crickets," she said. "Even you can't make that sound tough."

…"I am Butler," he said with a straight-face. "Everything I say sounds tough. Now, get out of the lake, fairy.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Last Guardian

“Oh, It's going to be so easy to kill you", scoffed Opal.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Criminal Mastermind Collection, Bks 1-3

“Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Last Guardian

“A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of course it was a bluff and the commander was a secret fan of his, unless it was a double bluff and she really did feel antagonistic.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“If things go badly for me tonight, I want you to stay with Mr. Wynter; he will pay you a decent wage.”

“Will he make me bathe?”

“No, he will debate the matter with you until you decide to wash.”

“Ah. One of those.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“Together we will be unstoppable.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Eternity Code

“Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.”

Eoin Colfer book Half Moon Investigations

Source: Half Moon Investigations