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“Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly.
"Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized.
Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Eternity Code

“Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."

Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“I want you to know, my dear friend, that without you, I would not be the person I am today." He leaned in close and whispered, "I was a broken boy, and you fixed me. Thank you.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Last Guardian

“That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Opal Deception

“The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeons.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Eternity Code

“Remember this? You gave it to me for ensuring your trigger finger got reattached to your hand. You said it would remind me of that spark of decency inside me. I'm trying to do something decent now, Captain.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Arctic Incident

“Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Opal Deception

“And I will not be beaten by that jackass."

"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you to wax, Artemis"

"Foaly is singing," said Holly. "Surely that's illegal?”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.

-Artemis Fowl”

Eoin Colfer

“We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.”

Eoin Colfer

Variant: We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
Source: The Arctic Incident

“And it's amazing how much noise people ignoring each other can make.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: Benny and Babe

“Don’t feel bad; I regularly reduce people to unintelligible stammers.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman

“Nobody's death is impending."
…"Well technically everyone's death is impending.”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Last Guardian

“Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers.
"Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?”

Eoin Colfer

Source: The Last Guardian

“The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling. Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really feeling it. It shouldn't be "Who do we hate?", he thought, it really should be "whom", but this probably wasn't a good time to bring that up.”

Eoin Colfer

“Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.”

Eoin Colfer book Airman

Source: Airman