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“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

Source: The Lost Colony

“(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over”

“Holly: Stay back human. You don't know what you're dealing with.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl (2001)

“Knock yourself out… Or rather, don't.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it with what? Your secret birthmark?"
Orion: "Don't you mock my birthmark, which I may or may not have.”

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Artemis Fowl

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

Source: The Arctic Incident

“No, I don't think you understand just how stupid goblins are. Let me give you an example. One of the B'wa Kell generals, and this is their top fairy, was caught caught trying to pass off forged credit slips by signing his own name.”

Source: The Arctic Incident

“Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.”

Source: The Lost Colony

“If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of finding a rhyme for the word."

"Oxygen deprivation," said Foaly. "Or maybe it's just him.”

Source: The Atlantis Complex

“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“I'm not threatening you. I'm just informing you of police procedure. If you continue to obstruct me, I remove the obstruction, in this case you, and proceed to the next command.”

Source: The Arctic Incident

“Excuse me, Captain. Are you two going to weep salty tears of admiration over a helmet all night, or do we have matters to discuss?”

Source: The Lost Colony

“Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.”

Source: The Last Guardian

“A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit?”

Source: The Lost Colony

“My bugs don't have bugs.”

Eoin Colfer Artemis Fowl

Source: Artemis Fowl

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.
Opal tapped this into her notepad.
Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?”

Source: The Time Paradox