Dave Attell: Quotes about thinking

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Dave Attell: 56 quotes 4 likes

“Ever make fun of someone so much that you feel you should thank them for all the good times you've had? I've got a midget friend, an albino friend, and another friend who thinks "Lord of the Rings" is real. Together we call ourselves "the Unfuckables."”

Dave Attell

"Skanks for the Memories"

Feeling , Thinking , Time

“Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.”

Dave Attell

"Skanks for the Memories"

Thinking

“Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!"”

Dave Attell

"What was I thinking!"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell

Sex , Hell , Thinking

“Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, “Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?””

Dave Attell

"Skanks for the Memories"

Thinking , Night

“I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.”

Dave Attell

Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell

Thinking