Charlaine Harris Quotes page 2

“Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before I get to enjoy myself? ~Eric Northman”

Source: Dead and Gone

“This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

Charlaine Harris book From Dead to Worse

Source: From Dead to Worse

“Sweetheart," Bill said formally, "I have always loved you, and I will be proud to die in your service. When I'm gone, say a prayer for me in a real church.”

“You were so sweet when you didn't know who you were.”

Charlaine Harris book Dead as a Doornail

Source: Dead as a Doornail

“I don't like having feelings," _Eric Northman”

Charlaine Harris book Club Dead

Source: Club Dead

“Sookie," Eric said. I didn't think he'd heard a word. "Yield to me."
Well, that was pretty direct.”

“Eric turned to me, kissed me on the lips very lightly, and looked at my face for a long moment. “He’ll spare you,” Eric said, and I understood he wasn’t really talking to me but to himself. “You’re too unique to waste.”
And then he opened the door.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

Charlaine Harris book From Dead to Worse

Source: From Dead to Worse

“A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.”

“[Eric:] "I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you."
[Sookie:] "Like a fungus?”

Source: Dead to the World

“Though I was standing in front of a mirror, I wasn't really seeing my reflection. I was seeing, very clearly, that—at the moment—I was all in the world that Eric could think of as his own. I had better not fail him.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.”

Source: Dead to the World

“The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you”

Source: Dead to the World

“You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.”

Source: Dead and Gone

Charlaine Harris book Dead as a Doornail

Source: Dead as a Doornail

“I am here," Eric said.
"And I am here." I was a little amused at Eric's phone answering technique.
"Sookie, my little bullet-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm.
"Eric, my big bullshitter.”

“Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.”

Source: Dead Over Heels

Charlaine Harris book All Together Dead

Source: All Together Dead

“I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.”

“My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.”

Charlaine Harris book Dead Until Dark

Source: Dead Until Dark

“This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.'
'Ick!' I cried, and dropped the letter on the kitchen table.”

“Better to be screwed physically than financially.”

Source: Dead in the Family

Charlaine Harris book Club Dead

Source: Club Dead

“This isn't what I expected when I found out you were sleeping in the house."
"What did you expect?"
"I expected you'd come over here because you couldn't wait an extra minute to have fabulous, mind-blowing sex with me.”

“(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair.”

Source: Dead in the Family

“If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.”

Source: Dead to the World

“How is Eric?'
'Very tightly wound. Plus, a lot of stuff happened that he'll tell you about.'
'Thanks for the warning. I'll go to the house now. You're my favorite breather.'
'Oh. Well… great.'
She hung up.”

Source: Dead and Gone

“A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.'
'A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.'
I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.”

Source: Dead in the Family

“And since I’m going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?”

Source: Dead in the Family

“Sookie: Is Eric around?"
Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.”

Charlaine Harris book Dead Until Dark

Source: Dead Until Dark

“My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.”

“I love you,” Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn’t.

“That’s what you all keep saying,” I answered. “But it doesn’t seem to get me any happier.”

Source: Dead Over Heels

Charlaine Harris book Dead Reckoning

Source: Dead Reckoning

“i hate not knowing what i did." _Eric”

Charlaine Harris book Dead as a Doornail

Source: Dead as a Doornail

“I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.”

Charlaine Harris book Dead Reckoning

Source: Dead Reckoning

“No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling.”

Charlaine Harris book Dead Reckoning

Source: Dead Reckoning

“I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.”

“Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.”

Source: Dead and Gone

“Sookie, my little blood-sucker," he said, sounding fond and warm.
Eric, my big bullshitter.”

Source: Dead to the World

“Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly”

Variant: Sookie, my little bullet-sucker"
Eric, my big bullshitter
Source: Living Dead in Dallas

Charlaine Harris book All Together Dead

Source: All Together Dead

“My favorite fantasy? You come down into my daytime resting place stark naked," he said, and I could see the gleam of his teeth as he smiled. "Oh, wait," Bill said. "That's already happened.”

Charlaine Harris Deadlocked

Source: Deadlocked

“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

Charlaine Harris book Definitely Dead

Source: Definitely Dead

“i was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.”

“He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”

Charlaine Harris book All Together Dead

Source: All Together Dead

“JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.”

“I had never realized a woman could have to struggle to keep her hands off a man, but here I was, digging my nails into my palms, staring at the inside of my eyelids as though I could maybe see through them if I peered hard enough.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool”

Source: Dead to the World

“All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.”

Source: Dead and Gone

“Don’t go looking for trouble; it’s already looking for you.”

Source: Living Dead in Dallas

“It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.”