Charlaine Harris: Trending quotes

“Here’s to books, the cheapest vacation you can buy.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”

“It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.”

“The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share.”

“My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.”

“Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!”

“I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top.”

“You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's… crazy, Sookie.”

“My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.”

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.

"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.”

“Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.”

“Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve dealt out? There’s no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.”

“If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.”

“Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"
One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.”

“Woo woo, secret vampire stuff!”

“I hurt with you. I bled with you - not only because we're bonded but because of the love I have for you. -- Eric Northman”

“Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on.”