Brian Clevinger: Likeness

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“My car has a new fortress. It will scoff at the hurricanes this year. Scoff like unto a scoffing machine.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060504

Cars

“I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me. It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=050915

Intelligence , Sleep

“Florida weather is like living with a schizophreniac. Its mood is a fractured thing; it believes in real and unreal circumstances equally; and you're never quite sure if it'll come through with its share of the rent.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060119

Mood , Weather

“If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. It's a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051224

Travel

“Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when you've got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060729

Home , Problem

“LA is a hole where everything good goes to die. Every year I come here, it's like a contest to see how short I can cut the trip for the next year. Eventually I'm just going to run inside, take a picture, and fly home. The next year I'll just rent some time on a satellite and get pics from orbit. But everything is shiny.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060511

Home , Time , Flying

“This is the part where I tell you guys that my first car was a Corvette that I got for, like, half price or something and you all hate me forever.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051115

Hate , Cars , Guy , Parting

“(referring to a broken sign displayed at a fireworks stand)"It says FIRE ORKS. And the arrow on this particular sign points down a twisting dirt road that is quickly engulfed in a darkened forest. I really need to get around to vandalizing that sign. Maybe adding something like "This way lies doom" to the bottom."”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=051227

Way

“Dammit, Skittles bag. How can you call yourself a rainbow of flavors when you're all green? They do this to oppress us, you know. He who controls the Skittle, controls the means of production. They know no one needs that many greens. Even if you like green, you can't like it that much. One day, Skittles, one day soon, there will be a reckoning. To each according to his ability, to each according to his red flavor need.”

Brian Clevinger

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060328