Bobby Heenan Quotes

“I've never blithered in my life!”

“Remember that old saying: What the hell, use the bell!”

“Ya listen to me, you'll go to the top! You don't listen to me, you're never heard from again!”

“There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.”

“I'd love to see a midget battle royale, throw your man over the bottom rope”

“Well, cheating and surviving go hand in hand.”

“Cheating is only cheating when you get caught, and bragging isn't bragging when you can do it.”

“See, what I would do right here now is throw him out and I'd piledrive him on the steps. That way you crack his head open and you break both shoulders at the same time. Good amateur move.”

“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.”

“Do you know what 'Arriba' means. It means: Swim faster, the border guards are behind us.”

“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.”

“You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!”

“A friend in need is a pest.”

“A good big man will always beat a small little punk.”

“You gotta take the easy way out, this is life! Remember, a friend in need is a pest.”

“I see your lips moving, but I can't hear you!”

“Now remember this, when a man sticks his hand out to you, you shake it. Then kick him really hard when he's not looking.”

“I remember when I used to walk to the ring, McMahon, and people used to hold up one finger.”

“I had a guy give up one time during instruction.”

“What happened there? My monitor went out.”

“Nothing. Know what you do, you find out somebody that has stamps, make friends with them, then when they aren't looking, steal them and sell them. Great fun.”

“Thank goodness for next year, huh. Indoor plumbing comes to Oklahoma.”

“Hold my headset! I'm gonna go get some cash!”