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“They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines."
"Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce."
"We need more special effects and dance numbers.”

Bill Watterson

There's Treasure Everywhere

“Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?”

Bill Watterson

“My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.”

Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes

Source: Calvin and Hobbes

“I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

“Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am.
… I've got more brains than I know what to do with.
Hobbes: So I've noticed.”

Bill Watterson

Source: Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“Sleepwalking?"
"Nightmare?"
"Homicidal psycho jungle cat!”

Bill Watterson

Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
p77”

Bill Watterson

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens.”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
p55”

Bill Watterson

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.
Mom: I haven't seen them.
Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”

Bill Watterson

Source: Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.”

Bill Watterson

“The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat

“I should be doing my homework now. But the way I look at it, playing in the snow is a lot more important. Out here I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life.

- Such as?

- Procrastination and rationalization.”

Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes

Source: Calvin and Hobbes

“Calvin: It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
p62”

Bill Watterson

08 Nov 90
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons