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“I'M SIGNIFICANT!!!
…
Say's the dust speck.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'… what do you suppose that means?"
Television: "… it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet”

Bill Watterson

Source: Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

“You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants.”

Bill Watterson

Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“I wonder where we go when we die?”
“…Pittsburgh?”
“You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?”

Bill Watterson

“I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.”

Bill Watterson

“Susie: The way Calvin's brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
p64”

Bill Watterson

23 Apr 92
The Days Are Just Packed
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way.”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!
p182”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“Mothers are the necessity of invention.”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin's Dad: I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Revenge of the Baby-Sat

“Boy, there's nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.”

Bill Watterson

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

Bill Watterson

Variant: You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon... everything's different.

“I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Days Are Just Packed: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“Calvin's Dad: It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.
p100”

Bill Watterson

Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Scientific Progress goes boink?”

Bill Watterson

“Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.”

Bill Watterson

The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“You know what's the rage this year?… Hats.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes