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“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you're not responsible for your actions.
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Bill Watterson

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.”

Bill Watterson

“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.”

Bill Watterson

Variant: Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
Source: The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book

“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”

Bill Watterson

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?”

Bill Watterson

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin And Hobbes

“The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”

Bill Watterson

The Essential Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.”

Bill Watterson

“I'd hate to have a kid like me.”

Bill Watterson

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success…. I'm just here to cash in.
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Bill Watterson

Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Source: Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?
Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.
Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble.”

Bill Watterson

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN”

Bill Watterson

“Calvin: Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.
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Bill Watterson

The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes
Source: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.”

Bill Watterson

Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes