Bill Watterson: Trending quotes (page 2)

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”

“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.”

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”

“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework… procrastinating and negotiation.”

“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”

“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”

“Calvin: That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
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“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.”

“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?
Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”

“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”

“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”

“How come we play war and not peace?"
"Too few role models.”

“Calvin: I'd hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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“Calvin: I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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“Calvin: There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
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