Addison Mizner Quotes

“Where there's a will, there's a law suit.”

“A cow couldn't find its calf in this room.”

“Two ideas in his head at once would constitute an unlawful assembly.”

“Many are called, but few get up.”

“Be held truthful that your lies may count.”

“…teeth set out by a landscape gardener…”

“Misery loves company but company does not reciprocate.”

“…talking as though the Standard Oil Company was the smallest thing he owned.”

“…Louis Fourteenth Street furniture…”

“The wages of gin is breath.”