Quotes from book

The Lightning Thief

“What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War… Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”

“You drool when you sleep.”

“Grover murmured, "Well, Percy, what have we learned today?"
That three-headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?"
No," Grover told me. "We've learned that your plans really, really bite!”

“I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.

The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“!"
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!”

“She'd also called me brave… unless she was talking to the catfish.”

“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.

"It only works on wild animals."

"So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.

"Hey!" I protested.”

“How did you die?"
"We er…. drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.”

“Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.”

“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you are half barnyard animal, you're my best friend and I don't want you to die!”

“his hair was permed and gelled like a New Jersey girl's on homecoming night.
Percy Jackson”

“You're pretty smug, Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues.”

“All we can do, child, is follow our destiny.”

“Number eight, the silver one, belongs to Artemis. She vowed to be a maiden forever. So of course, no kids. The cabin is, you know, honorary. If she didn't have one, she'd be mad.”

“It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey…..”

“Chiron probably wanted me to say, Heck it wa nothing. I eat hellhounds for breakfast. But I didn't feel like lying.”