Quotes from book

The Laughing Corpse

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”

“My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombie all over my toys, Jesus.”

“My right hand was sort of casually near my gun, without looking like I was reaching for my gun. It wasn't easy. Reaching for a gun usually looks like reaching for a gun. No one seemed to notice though. Goody for our side.”

“People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when the knowledge is so damn frightening.”

“His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.”

“I decided not to answer on the grounds that I might piss someone off.”

“He'd kill you all right. No sweat. But for the wrong reasons. Amateur's reasons. Of course, you'll be just as dead.”

“Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.”