Quotes from work

Small Favor

“Harry Dresden: You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like lifting the engine block out of a car.”

“We're always disappointed when we find out someone else has human limits, the same as we do. It's stupid for us to feel that way, and we really ought to know better, but that doesn't seem to slow us down.”

“Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!”

“Body or mind, heart or soul, we're all human, and we're supposed to feel pain. You cut yourself off from it at your own risk.”

“Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do”

“Its amazing waht you can get used to if your daily allowance of bizarre is high enough.'…… Harry Dresden”

“Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.”

“Kid. You just made the last mistake of your life.'
'God,' I said. 'I.”

“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”

“Troubleshooters?" Michael asked.

"When there's trouble," I told him, "they shoot it.”

“Kincaid, evidently exhausted himself, drew a gun, took the safety off, placed it on his chest, and went to sleep too.

"It's cute," I whispered to Murphy. "He has a teddy Glock.”

“Tiny," Sanya rumbled to Michael, clenching a demonstrative fist. "But.”

“Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.”

“Gruff,” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man than me to understand what’s in a fae woman’s mind.”

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of bread.”

“You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.”