Quotes from work

Artemis Fowl

“If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.”

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”

“Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.”

“Holly: Stay back human. You don't know what you're dealing with.”

“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn, you never forget.”

“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”

“(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!”

“Anything else, Butler?"
"The cosh, sir.”

“Anybody see you come in here?"
Holly thought about it.
"The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, and the EIB."
Foaly frowned. "EIB?"
"Everyone in the building.”

“I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.”

“Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L. E. P retrival team”

“Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.”

“Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?”

“My bugs don't have bugs.”

“But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.”

“Foaly: Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

“Trust me. I'm a genius.”

“Artemis: If I win I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That is the way history is written.”

“I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?”