Quotes from book

And Another Thing...

“is a hundred percent accurate. Reality, however, is not as reliable.”

“There is no such thing as a happy ending. Every culture has a maxim that makes this point, while nowhere in the Universe is there a single gravestone that reads 'He Loved Everything About His Life, Especially the Dying Bit at the End'.”

“Miss me? Bet you did… so would I.”

“I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots.”

“There seemed an unwritten agreement that the Thunder God should be left in peace, which was probably due to the very clearly written message painted on a whitewashed wall in what looked like lumpy congealed blood, which read: Leave me in peace and I probably won't kill you. No promise, mind. Probably is absolutely the best I can do.</i”

“Don't worry. I've been in showbusiness for a long time now - I know how to handle bastards”