Quotes about menopause

“I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!”

“If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm in eleven places.”

“I was never a child. I was always a menopausal woman within a child's body.”

“There is much to be said for post-menopausal celibacy. Sex is rough on loners because you have to have somebody else around, but now I don't. No more diets to stay slim and desirable: I've had sex and I've had food, and I'd rather eat.”

“If men went through menopause, we'd know everything about it, but we still don't even know if we should be taking hormones.”

“What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!”