“Magnus was sure that the llama stampede he witnessed was a coincidence. The llamas could not be judging him.”Cassandra Clare (1973) American authorSource: What Really Happened in Peru
“I will find you," Ragnor told him. "I will find whatever chest of absurd clothes you have. And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.”Cassandra Clare (1973) American authorSource: What Really Happened in PeruSleep, Clothes
“Men. You can't live with them… and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.”Jodi Picoult book Lone WolfSource: Lone WolfMen, Decision
“If I ever become a king, I’m totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again.”Rick Riordan (1964) American writerSource: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods
“It is not a good fancy,' said the llama. 'What profit to kill men?'Very little - as I know; but if evil men were not now and then slain it would not be a good world for weaponless dreamers.”Rudyard Kipling KimSource: KimMen, World, Evil
“The Llama is a wooly sort of fleecy hairy goat,With an indolent expression and an undulating throatLike an unsuccessful literary man.”Hilaire Belloc (1870–1953) writer"The Llama" More Beasts for Worse Children (1897)
