“To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness - though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless.”

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

“All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are.”

“Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.”

“And they might even have a black president but he’s useless, Cause he does not control the economy stupid”

“There are dignified stupidities, and there are heroic stupidities, and there is such a thing as stupid stupidities, and that would be a stupid stupidity not to have a camera on board.”

“The fact is that political stupidity is a special kind of stupidity, not well correlated with intelligence, or with other varieties of stupidity.”

“It seems that in the advanced stages of stupidity, a lack of ideas is compensated for by an excess of ideologies.”

“I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy.”

“You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.”