“Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt made from tap water, which rather defeats the purpose of spring water.”

—  Eoin Colfer

Source: The Eternity Code

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Irish author of children's books 1965

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